• Me: I like my people how I like my coffee...
• Mom: Black?
• Me: …
• Me: …
• Me: … And I don't like coffee.

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

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• Fire Benders: I can Lighting-bend!
• Earth Benders: I can Metal-bend!
• Water Benders: I can blood-bend.
• Air Benders: I can take your Breath away! ;)

the-unpopular-opinions:

yeeap.

INSTANT follow back

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fuckyeah1990s:

The ironing is delicious. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@wolfpackalan]

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miketooch:

catbountry:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Hyuk hyuk.

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